feeling a bit rough now

[ajva]

So I sneezed myself awake at 5:30am this morning and the dildo I was still carrying inside from last night's shenanigans shot out.

That was my alarm this morning. Great, huh?

I could not sleep again; today the hay fever season has finally caught up with me. I tend not to suffer until the grass pollen starts coming out, but I guess it's here now. Oh and for those of you who didn't catch my earlier post, I also have a nasty attack of thrush. Thought you might like to know that.

And tonight my Italian lesson, to which I must cycle uphill. Wahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Bollocks. Still, nearly time to leave work. Hurrah!!!

Comments

[offswn.livejournal.com]

A good cure for hayfever is to place a tea spoon of LOCAL honey into your tea or coffee, it gets your system used to it. always worked for me when i swap location.

[trishpiglet.livejournal.com]

A good cure for Thrush (..typed Thrust, deleted) is to wear stockings and suspenders and no pants.

Maybe.