You know, I really am glad I'm a British hedonistic atheist.

aaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Emergency note: purplerabbits has just informed me that this web page speaks. You may care to silence your machine or something.

rollercoaster

So, after 20 years of being certain I would definitely never want children, I began to reconsider.

Unfortunately,

Apparently I had an infertility-causing STD. Boo!

Fortunately,

It all turned out to be a mistake, and I was clear. Hooray!

Unfortunately,

The anti-convulsant I've been taking for about 15 years can lead to infertility and birth defects. Boo!

Bollocks. I think it's all going to be more trouble than it's worth. Nature hates a turncoat, obviously. It's irritating sometimes having so many niggling things wrong with me that I have to take into consideration. :o(