rats

Arse. A huge pile of young Oriental people just trooped in, being shown around. I thought they were Japanese at first and they had almost disappeared before I realised they were Chinese and thus I missed my chance to show off. During my last 15-seconds-or-so window I was trying to call stuff to my head, but kept mixing up Chinese and German inside my brain and so decided it would be best to stay silent.

I think there is probably no combination of languages which is more likely to leave me understood by absolutely nobody in the whole world than a conflation of Chinese with German. :o)