pessaries

May. 24th, 2002 11:03 am
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm pessaries. Haven't used 'em before but I think they are a wonderful invention. I would like to be able to take other things as pessaries. Like illegal drugs or even a cup of coffee, to avoid dripping scalding liquid on my cleavage, which so often spoils the caffeine rush.

Date: 2002-05-24 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jhg.livejournal.com
Blast. I've forgotten what they are. It's on the tip of my mind.

I just hope you're not suggesting putting piping hot coffee up your fanny.


J

Date: 2002-05-24 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ajva.livejournal.com
(Note to Americans:
fanny (brit) = vagina)

Yes, pessaries are medicine enveloped in a lump of animal fat. They look like white bullets and you stick them up at bedtime. Caffeine in pessary form would render splashy coffee unnecessary.

:o)

Date: 2002-05-24 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valkyriekaren.livejournal.com
(Note to Americans:
fanny (brit) = vagina)


There are also ones you have to stick up your Americanism.

indeed

Date: 2002-05-24 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ajva.livejournal.com
True, but they're called something else...

Re: indeed

Date: 2002-05-24 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bootpunk.livejournal.com
ROTFL. Nice one!!

Re: indeed

Date: 2002-05-24 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ciphergoth.livejournal.com
You can take your suppositories and...

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