no flies on me

[ajva]

I have a clean bill of sexual health, in case anyone was wondering. Received today from St. Mary's, who also very kindly gave me tons of condoms. Now I just need to find some penises to put in them. Shouldn't have too much trouble, I expect.

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fun with condoms

[werenerd.livejournal.com]

Or, in lieu of penises, you could start practicing balloon origami---a very practical skill at children’s parties, and one I wish I knew.