pessaries

[ajva]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm pessaries. Haven't used 'em before but I think they are a wonderful invention. I would like to be able to take other things as pessaries. Like illegal drugs or even a cup of coffee, to avoid dripping scalding liquid on my cleavage, which so often spoils the caffeine rush.

Comments

[jhg.livejournal.com]

Blast. I've forgotten what they are. It's on the tip of my mind.

I just hope you're not suggesting putting piping hot coffee up your fanny.


J

[ajva.livejournal.com]

(Note to Americans:
fanny (brit) = vagina)

Yes, pessaries are medicine enveloped in a lump of animal fat. They look like white bullets and you stick them up at bedtime. Caffeine in pessary form would render splashy coffee unnecessary.

:o)

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

(Note to Americans:
fanny (brit) = vagina)

There are also ones you have to stick up your Americanism.

indeed

[ajva.livejournal.com]

True, but they're called something else...

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[adjectivemarcus.livejournal.com]

...cocks?
i.g.m.c.

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[bootpunk.livejournal.com]

ROTFL. Nice one!!

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[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

You can take your suppositories and...